Saturday, October 07, 2006
Mr. Fitness - Tell Us Anything
We are officially a new sport now. Everywhere that I go, someone is reading "I'm the Fittest Man in the World!" [December]. Joe Decker no longer matters. He was invited twice to the World Fitness Championships and never returned my call. Mr. Decker is now invited to the World Fitness Challenge (1/2 distance), where he can work his way up to the World Fitness Championships, which, by his boasting, he should easily win. First, however, he has to come through me. And that's not going to happen. I now have three World Records and three World Fitness Championships in a row. He can come and get them if he thinks he is as tough as his talk.
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